August 2009
54 posts
computer viruses
I haz them.
i fear the wrath of my mother.
she told me to come home yesterday, but i didn’t. oops. luckily she’s not home at the moment, but i’m going to the pool with chelsea and i’m afraid she’s going to bitch me out there. luckily it’s a public place. she won’t make too much of a scene in public.
True Life: I Hate My Large Breasts
Natalie: G! She's a G!
Nicole: That's after F!
and later in the episode...
Nicole: I can fit in one of her boobs!
They’re going backwards!
– Natalie, in regards to the surfing on Stoked.
would you believe me if i said i didn't need you
cause i wouldn’t believe you if you said the same to me.
Hollywood is a place where they’ll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss...
– Marilyn Monroe.
another eye infection.
seriously, what the hell is wrong with my immune system…in my eye?
I'm not sure if I've ever been so excited!
I just got a Beth Fantaskey SIGNED Jessica’s Guide To Dating on the Dark Side bookmark and a short letter. This is amazing. She’s a great author and she better be publishing more in the future.
I’ll be sure to use this bookmark everyday in school instead of just folding the corners like I usually do.
i really think that...
i’m a professional plane peanut eater. seriously, i can’t even tell you how many packs of peanuts i’ve eaten in the last month. not even a month actually.
it's getting late, my eyes are closed
but i am wide awake.
just kidding...
Someone barfed on the plane before us. They’re cleaning, then I’m finally taking off.
my flight was pushed back...
I’m leaving Columbus at 8:45 now.
ALL I REALLY WANNA DO IS TO LOVE YOU
in a kind much closer than friends use, but i still can’t say it after all we’ve been through.
katys got sass: la la la WONDERGIRLS
hello torret: SO EXCITED
WONDERGIRLS MEGA FIERCENESS!
Don't hate the player, hate the game.
ohhaykristinn:
Fuck that. I say kill the player, win the game.
Kristin, you’re a win.
tonight was...
SO MUCH FREAKING FUN!
something always brings me back to you
it never takes too long.
i'm gonna find a way to you
if it kills me.
KRISTIN. WHAT EXACTLY DO YOU WEAR TO THE RAVE OF...
justtorrey:
ohhaykristinn:
justtorrey:
ohhaykristinn:
YOU WEAR NEON COLORS. AND ANYTHING DANCE-ABLE. I SUGGEST WEARING LEGGINGS UNDERNEATH BECAUSE THERE WILL BE A MOONBOUNCE THERE AND NO ONE WANTS TO SEE YOUR BADONKADONK. :D HAHA. /caps.
just so you know, THAT WAS ME
i enjoy being anonymous and then ruining it
and thank you for those words of wisdom!
LMAO, Torrey, I have an ungodly...
LEARNING HOW TO SURVIVE A SHARK ATTACK
brb :)
If you could see that I’m the one who understands you. Been here all...